A life, a mind, like vellum
Too precious to discard
And so, instead, it’s scraped
Bleached a little by the sun
Then over-written with new words
A prayer, a sacred parable
A recipe, experiment or just
Something to be remembered
But no scrape, no sun
Erases every trace of life
Old stories bleeding through
Enrich and intertwine
So that this morning’s recipe
Or shopping list
Partakes of the divine

I’m at the EdMedia conference in Hawaii this week. Having a great time, various pics have been posted in various places.

One thing that’s been intriguing is that there are plenty of Twits here, and a screen playing a live Twitter feed of posts about the conference is on stage beside/behind each of the keynote speakers.

In one way it’s quite distracting, and makes it hard to focus on the speaker’s rhetorical flow. But in another way it’s very cool, because people are commenting live on the meaning they are making of the talk, adding references and ideas as well as making jokes.

We’ve had an excellent series of keynotes, and in a sense each has been a counterpoint to the others, and with a number of people making those links and drawing those contrasts (rather than just me in my own head) the conversation becomes much richer.

I have a pretty good resistance to hype, and to ‘this new medium is going to transform learning’. And Twitter definitely isn’t. But in contexts like this, it *can* add something interesting, I think.

Heather Havrilesky reviews Alain de Botton’s book about work: http://www.salon.com/books/review/2009/06/11/debotton/

Thirteen ways you can help your children succeed in school and life.

1. Read to them from birth, read with them, have them read to you. Read for pleasure yourself. Show them that reading is fun, get a library card for yourself and for them. Without this, no amount of literacy lessons will really help, with it none will really be necessary - but the ones they have will be much more effective. Doesn’t matter what they read, as long as they read lots.
2. Dramatically limit TV viewing for yourself and them. In our family we did it the simple way, by not having a TV at all. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with TV in itself, just that it’s a time sink that will tend to mean you don’t do any of the other things on this list, or if you do they’re cut short. Time is key, and the TV is a black hole for time.
3. Eat dinner together at the dinner table and ask them about their day. And don’t accept “nuthin’” for an answer. Ask questions, be interested, listen, engage with the ideas they’re learning and talking about. Discuss events and ideas with them. Talk about values and beliefs - and also make bad puns and dumb jokes. Have fun with language and ideas.
4. My wife Sue was a member of Toastmasters when our daughters were small, and had to do impromptu one minute speeches. We made it a game with the kids on long car trips, and they learned to marshal their thoughts and present them clearly and concisely, without saying ‘um’ or ‘er’ (or ‘like’).
5. There’s simply no substitute for time with them. Maybe one or both parents can work less and spend more time at home? No matter how good the afterschool care centre, their parents are better. Not meant to make anyone feel guilty about what they choose - but it’s just plain fun to hang out with them, why deprive yourself?
6. On the same topic, if your job is demanding 60 hours a week, either push back or find a new job. They’re only young once and they grow up real fast - do you want to miss it? There’s good research to show that more hours at work are not actually productive anyway, but some workplaces and some industries have very dysfunctional cultures. Your kids are worth getting proactive for… and it’ll enhance your own life (and make you live longer) too.
7. Help them with their homework. Have a time after dinner when you all sit down at the dining table or in some other regular place. You can read or work or play Sudoku, but be there with them and help them with their homework. If you don’t understand it, show them that it’s possible to go to books and the Internet and find things out. Show them that knowledge is a resource available to everyone these days, and help instil the confidence that if they don’t know something they can find out. And you’ll definitely learn some interesting stuff yourself in the process of helping with their homework. You’ll also have a better understanding of where they’re up to and any particular learning strengths and weaknesses.
8. Teach them their times tables and how to add and subtract. Don’t be scared to chant tables in the car in long trips, create flashcards, test them, drill them. For a variety of reasons it’s no longer fashionable for schools to do this, yet it’s one of the foundations of really useful and comfortable numeracy. In the same way that showing them that reading is important and enjoyable works to enhance their own literacy, modelling the fact that you can quickly estimate the number of eggs needed if you double the cake recipe and talking through the multiplication out loud can make them comfortable with numbers. And if you are not comfortable with numbers yourself, *don’t* tell them so, and *do* take steps to become so…
9. Send them to a school in a suburb you can’t afford to live in. It’s unfair and something we should work toward fixing for everyone’s kids, but it’s irrefutable that there is a massive correlation between wealth and academic achievement. So for my own kids I’m going to take advantage of that. We’ve always sent the kids to good public schools in posher suburbs than the ones we were living in. Wealthier kids whose parents are professionals are going to take it for granted that they will be professionals too, and approach their school work with that assumption, and that won’t necessarily be the case in suburbs where many parents are on welfare or working in laboring or service jobs. Schools in wealthier suburbs are also often better maintained and supported by more active P&C committees and so on.
10. Do your research. Get into the whisper-stream of parents and find out which schools have good reputations *and for what*. Match that to your own goals and values.
11. Get to know their teacher(s). Don’t make a pest of yourself, but being interested and involved, offering to volunteer, asking the teacher about your child’s school life in general, not just his/her grades, attending parent-teacher evenings and so on is all important in building the relationships that support your child’s learning. And if you have been helping with homework you will be able to give the teacher useful information about your child’s particular needs.
12. Dream big for them, but non-specific. Lots and lots of heartbreak for both parents and kids when the parents set their hearts on their kid becoming a doctor or lawyer and the kid either doesn’t have the academic ability or just isn’t interested in that particular life. Letting them know that you’ll support them and love them no matter what they do, but that you think they’re capable of amazing things, is far more productive for all concerned.
13. Be amazed by and interested in the world around you. It’s not necessary to know a lot of science, though knowing some can help make things even more interesting. But take them to museums and science centres and art galleries. If you do have TV, get Discovery, if not get the DVDs – but more important than that, get them out in nature, walking around and looking and observing. Listen to science shows on the radio and discuss the issues with your kids. It’ll be their world real soon, and better they should know it and love it than ignore it or fear it.

Of course, all of these things work much better if you do them from birth, but no matter how old your kids are now, changing your patterns so that you do some or all of these things will absolutely, positively help them succeed at school and in life.

This (may) explain(s) a few things: Having Daughters Rather Than Sons Makes You More Liberal.

Excellent program from ABC Radio National’s ‘Science Show’ about using the batteries in plug-in electric cars to overcome some of the challenges of using renewable energy (solar, wind, tidal and wave) sources to power the home grid. Cool lateral thinking that leaps straight past the ‘is it or isn’t it happening’ wars and looks for long term viable solutions.

Human-Ape Hybridization: A Failed Attempt to Prove Darwinism

Geoff Masters released this report on primary education in Queensland late last week. My colleagues and I have been discussing the issues and recommendations (which are summarised here) as we plan to write a response during the Public Consultation period.

Here’s one note I wrote as part of that exchange:

Computer strategy games like Age of Empires require the players to manage an entire medieval economy while waging war in order to win. I sometimes play these games over our home network with Sue, and always get comprehensively thrashed. And it’s for stereotypically gendered reasons - she’s great at managing all the tasks at once and ensuring that everything is in place. I tend to focus on the latest crisis - creating more archers or other troops - only to discover that my gold mine has run out and I don’t have the gold to pay the troops, or the farms have gone fallow and I can’t feed them.

It seems to me that the makers of government policy in most places play more like I do, and in Queensland perhaps even more so. There’s a panic to deal with the latest perceived crisis - literacy and numeracy most recently - and then a new crisis is discovered and the emphasis shifts dramatically, with other imperatives being ignored. There’s not a long-term, coordinated vision and there’s not the competence to ensure that many things are attended to simultaneously.

Add that to a managerialist approach that seeks ‘efficiencies’ only in financial terms and is about ‘improving the numbers rather than improving the product’… and we get to where we are.

So one moral of the story is that perhaps Sue should run EQ! (Or perhaps potential education ministers should have to pass a test on their Age of Empires skills.)

The other is just that I think it’s really important that our response raises its eyes a bit from responding to the Masters recommendations piecemeal and accepting or rejecting particular bits, and tries to describe a principled and research-informed vision of primary education in Queensland that frames any particular responses to the report.

Lots of people arguing that this particular flu virus is overhyped and means nothing. I really, really hope that’s true. But if this particular virus is not the one that ushers in the next great global pandemic, something else will be - it’s pretty much inevitable.

And one lesson this particular flu has brought home starkly is how inter-connected our world is and how fast any new pandemic would go global. How many countries have confirmed cases now, a couple of weeks in? When the big one comes, geography won’t be very protective.

The people who are pooh-poohing the threat of this particular virus (A(H1N1), nee swine flu, and sometimes rather charmingly named, from the 1337, as ‘Ahini’) will be doing exactly the same thing when the big pandemic does come… and then won’t have to eat their words because we’ll all be too busy surviving and burying the dead.

One particularly teeth-gritting response is exemplified by the following forum post:

saccharin
radon
asbestos
lead paint
ozone hole
mold
bird flu
hog flu
global warming
terrorism homeland security
y2k

Did I miss any overhyped paranoias? Help me out.

I don’t have time and space here to take on all of those, but the point is that they are all serious, real threats that have all killed real people (except y2k). The reason they haven’t killed more is prompt, well-planned and well-executed action… the very thing that those making this argument are trying to say is not necessary in the current situation.

Let me take on a subset:

• ozone hole - a very real threat - quite visible on the relevant satellite photographs. Increased incidence of skin cancer in the Southern Hemisphere. International ban on CFCs in about 2000, and since then there has been significant improvement in the situation. Will still take some years, but the problem has been dealt with. Without action it would be much, much worse by now.
• bird flu - avian flu H5N1 is endemic in bird populations, and has killed a few hundred people who came in contact with birds. The fear, though, is that a variant of this virus will jump to human-to-human transmission mode. This is still the scariest candidate for a big pandemic. So far, though, that hasn’t happened, so making the judgement that it’s been overhyped seems a bit premature, to say the least.
• hog flu - this one, H1N1, has made the jump and is being transmitted person-to-person. From the sketchy numbers released so far it seems quite a bit more virulent than the ‘normal’ seasonal flu, with a 3-5% fatality rate. I hope it can be contained, but it’s far too early to be claiming that this is just a momentary blip.
• global warming - the people who make these kinds of statements are the people who have already made up their minds that climate change is a myth, promoted by a secret elitist cabal of scientists motivated by their unquenchable thirst for easy research funding…
• y2k - this, too, was a very real threat. The media did overhype it somewhat - it was never going to be the end of civilisation as we know it - but the problem really existed, and without the millions of hours of coding that went into fixing it, there would have been widespread problems.

I’m generally a very positive and optimistic person. But part of that is recognising how fragile our security is, and taking seriously the threats to that security. Part of that is having some understanding of the underlying science, and a grasp of the relevant issues that goes beyond personal experience and TV news reporting.

This particular pandemic - and let’s not forget, it currently has us at Level 5 on the 6-point WHO pandemic scale - might explode, or might just cruise along, or might burn out. But it’s the height of folly to just assume that every threat will just take care of itself: and the past threats that are used to make that case didn’t.

Where does one even start with these people?

Consensus Science: The Rise of a Scientific Elite

Sam Dunn and Scott McFadyen, who made the metal documentaries ‘Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey’ and ‘Global Metal’ were invited along on Iron Maiden’s incredible ‘Somewhere Back in Time’ world tour - the one Cam and I saw them on last year. The movie ‘Flight 666′ was the result, and Cassie and I went to see it together this afternoon.

As we were waiting to be admitted, I said ‘I bet, after seeing this, you will want to come to the show the next time Maiden is in town’. She said ‘What odds do you put on that?’ I said ‘I was gonna say 80:20, but let’s be conservative and say 70:30′. I explained that I’ve seen Maiden live twice and know how good they are, and I also know what she likes. As we walked out of the cinema after the movie, all she said was ‘You know me way too well…’

Bruce Dickinson, the lead singer of Iron Maiden, is a bit of a polymath who fences and writes novels and makes films. He’s also a qualified airline pilot who flies for a small airline between tours. Hence the idea for this tour - a customized Boeing 757, ‘Ed Force One’ with Iron Maiden logos and images painted on it, fitted out for all the band’s gear, the crew and the band and families, flown by Bruce, allowed the band to tour to places that would otherwise have been uneconomic. The tour stretched from Mumbai in India through Australia and Japan, the US, several South American countries and Canada.

The movie is as much about the fans - including a few famous ones but really mostly just the ordinary fanatics - as it is about the band. There’s lots of fantastically-shot, amazing sounding concert footage, but also lots of interviews with fans and footage of the insanity that occurs when the band is in town. Fans in South America camped outside the venue for over a week to get good spots in the stadium. In some cases the crush was quite frightening - but the spirit was generally one of joy.

The documentary crew was ‘inside’ the life of the band, on-stage, back-stage and on rest days, for the whole 6 weeks of the tour, and there’s plenty of candid footage of 6 modest, smart, funny middle-aged men who can move whole stadiums to tears or roars of pure joy.

‘Flight 666′ is showing in limited venues for a limited time, but if you have the chance to see it, do - it’s an amazing, energising and life-affirming experience.

I can’t believe people are still saying ‘media hype’ and ‘more people die from normal flu’. Here are a few sobering calculations. In America (the numbers I have available), 50 million people get the normal flu each year. The normal flu has a fatality rate of only 0.08%, which means 36,000 people die from it each year. That number obviously dwarfs the number that have died so far from this new swine flu.

It’s very early days, and I suspect this figure is low if anything, but it looks as though the fatality rate from the new flu is about 2.6%. That means that if the same 50 million people in the US caught this flu, 1.3 million people would die. Scale it up to the world population and it would be 26 million. I hope and pray that won’t happen, but the WHO has lifted the pandemic alert level to 5 of a possible 6 this morning. This is more than just media hype.

Dismissing ‘bird flu’ because ‘it’s only killed 500 people’, as I saw someone do, is equally ignorant. Bird flu so far has remained in bird populations, so only people in close contact with birds have got it and died from it. Same as swine flu, until very recently. But the mutation of swine flu has meant that it is now passing human-to-human… and look at how rapidly it’s spreading around the world. The bird flu pandemic has not happened yet, and won’t until the bird flu virus H5N1 mutates into a human-to-human transmissible form. Pray it never does.

I wanted to go to a movie this evening. The rest of the family couldn’t join me due to music lessons, and they want to see Inkheart and Fast & Furious, and everything else was not on until much later. The reviews for ‘The Boat That Rocked’ had been pretty bad, but I thought to myself ‘How bad could it be?’

Let me put it this way. Maybe if you were in your late teens or 20s in the 1960s, and you did a lot of drugs at the time and fried your brain… and that you went along with a number of similarly-minded friends, and had a spliff half the size of the cinema on the way, and it caught you in the right mood…

Nah, it would still be abyssmal, unmitigated, irredeemable shite.

It’s pretty sweary, so be aware, but it’s exactly the rant I want to rant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbY7GODI5Dw&feature=related

I’ve avoided becoming a twit. I already spend way too much time on the computer, and I know that, like World of Warcraft, Twitter would be absolute crack for me and would likely crash and burn my life.

I plan to sustain that stance for myself: just the same as alcohol is OK for me but not for an alcoholic, Twitter is OK for others but not me. I don’t hate it, I don’t say bad things about it, I just avoid it.

I did like this essay about it though.

…is something I no longer have. At least when it comes to being middle-aged. I can shave to disguise the fact that the original small patch of white in my beard has expanded alarmingly, and my short-cropped hair helps disguise the new white hairs appearing at my temples.

But I turned 45 today. I’m pretty much exactly at the midpoint of my working career: I started teaching at Lilydale in 1989 aged 25 and am scheduled to stop in 2029, who knows where, when I hit 65. (Though I suspect that won’t happen quite that way.)

Average male life expectancy for Australian males is about 80, which would put me more than halfway through my race, but it has also risen by 6 years in the past 20, and the rate of increase is increasing. Barring accidents (says the motorcyclist) 90 is certainly not out of the question. In fact, expectancy would be expected to be 86 in 20 years, when I get to 65, 92 by the time I get to 85 and I guess 95 by the time I get to 95. And those estimates don’t take into account the increasing rate… 100 looks pretty doable.

Ah well, go about what you were doing, then - I guess I have another 30 months to 5 years before I have to admit to being middle-aged!

A sestina

All through these weary
Or in other seasons joyful
Days and years of life
Winds a strange and quiet music
Made of tears and time
Fear and always, always love

The various joys of human love
Something of which we seldom weary
Across this unforgotten time
Lie memories both bright and joyful
Of dawning rooms filled with music
Epiphanies of newly-rising life

But sometimes there is pain in life
Some years an unrequited love
Too saccharine the music
Sometimes enough to weary
Too busy to be joyful
So many tasks so little time

To each I say, improve the time
Gulp, drink down your life
Find times and ways, be joyful
And always, always live for love
Search on even when you’re weary
For that strange distant music

For meaning in the end is only music
Affection the chief end of time
The thing of which we never weary
The point of this too-fleeting life
Is just to give and have love
And linger sated and joyful

It’s us who will be joyful
The devotees of music
Of beauty and of love
And in our fleeting time
Embrace all life
Refuse to weary

So weary one, be joyful
Live life in all its music
And know there’s always time for love

So, Ms Smith and Mr Jones are in love, and have the big white wedding. But it would too, too archaic for Ms Smith to take his name and become Mrs Jones. How patriarchal! So they keep their own names, which is entirely fine.

Then they reproduce… young Master… well, there’s the rub. He can’t be simply Jones… how patriarchal! So the simple and obvious solution is the double-barrell. Sounds kinda classy, too. Young Master Smith-Jones, and a little later his sister, Miss Smith-Jones… or possibly Jones-Smith, just to keep the author order fair.

This is all terribly egalitarian and good, and I’m a big fan of it.

But time passes on, as it will. Young Master Smith-Jones has grown up, gone out into the world and fallen in love… with the daughter of similarly enlightened parents, Miss Knightsbridge-Humperdinck.

They marry, keeping their names, and in due course reproduce. Young Miss Knightsbridge-Humperdinck-Smith-Jones. A bit of an issue at school, and filling in forms in the space provided, but doable, I guess… Until, in the course of time, she too grows up, meets and falls in love… with young Mr Allibrandi-Tompkinson-Edwards-Fahd.

And they marry and give birth, and…

Clearly this system needs a little more work.

So I started a thread off with a little short story I wrote at the Netrider motorbike forum: Sweet vengeance

There’s a little disclaimer at the bottom that says ‘this is a work of fiction’.

The kicker is, as someone said in the reply comments: “if I had hypothetically committed something that could arguably be written up as assault, I would hardly go and vent on an open-access internet forum without putting a ‘this is fiction’ disclaimer at the bottom of the post, would I now? Hypothetically speaking, of course.”

So about half the responders seem to think it’s truth dressed up as fiction, while the rest accept the ‘fiction’ label at face value.